A young woman with blonde hair walked into a confessional booth, seeking guidance from the priest. With a nervous tone, she revealed, “Father, I’m pregnant.” The priest, taken aback by her statement, gently asked, “My child, how did this happen?”
The woman’s response was unexpected, catching the priest off guard. She said, “I think it must be the second coming.” The priest, shocked by her reply, probed further, asking, “What makes you think it’s the second coming?”
Her response was quick-witted and cheeky, leaving the priest speechless. With a hint of mischief, she said, “Because I swallowed the first one, father.”
