One afternoon, a man and a blonde woman shared an elevator ride. To pass the time, the man asked, “Where are you heading today?” The woman replied, “I’m going to donate blood.” The man, curious, asked, “How much do they pay you for that?” She answered, “About $20.”
The man smiled and said, “Not bad. I’m going up to donate sperm, and they pay $100 for it.” The woman’s expression turned sour, and she quickly exited the elevator without another word.
The next day, the two met again in the elevator. The man, trying to be polite, asked, “Where are you off to today?” The woman, with her mouth full, simply said, “Sperm bank.”
