Golf is full of surprises, but one man’s story takes the cake for the most bizarre and hilarious round of golf ever played. It’s a tale that starts with a lucky bounce and ends with a punchline you won’t see coming.
The man was on the fairway, ready to take his shot after his ball got a lucky bounce. But just as he was about to swing, a squirrel ran onto the course, grabbed his ball, and climbed up a tree. A priest who was nearby asked, “Is that when you said the ‘F-word’?” The man replied, “No, because then an eagle swooped in, caught the squirrel, and flew away.”
The priest, now thoroughly intrigued, asked again, “So, is that when you lost your cool?” The man shook his head and said, “No, because the eagle flew over the green, and the squirrel dropped my ball. It landed just five inches from the hole.”
Finally, the priest couldn’t contain himself and exclaimed, “Don’t tell me you missed the f***ing putt!”
