A married couple was sound asleep when the phone rang at 2 a.m. The wife, barely awake, picked up the phone. After a moment, she said, “How should I know? That’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.
Her husband, now curious, asked, “Who was that?”
With a deadpan expression, the wife replied, “Some weirdo asking if the coast was clear!”
The unexpected humor of the situation left the couple in hysterics. What could have been a frustrating late-night call turned into a hilarious story they’ll be sharing with friends and family for a long time.
