Three buddies were swapping stories over beers when the conversation turned to their wives’ amusing logic.
“$15K for a kitchen she only uses to order takeout,” groaned the first.
“Try $50K for a car she can’t operate,” countered the second.
But the third friend won the round: “She packed enough rubbers for a week-long conference… despite lacking the necessary hardware.”
The bartender had to wipe down the counter from all the spilled drinks from laughing.