One man’s mission to ditch his wife’s cat turned into a laugh-out-loud disaster. He started small, driving the cat 20 blocks away and leaving it behind. But his victory was short-lived—the cat was already home when he arrived.
Not one to back down, he tried again, this time going twice as far. Yet, like a furry boomerang, the cat returned before he did. The man grew more determined, taking increasingly complicated routes, but the cat kept winning the race home.
After one final, convoluted drive, the man found himself completely turned around. He called his wife and asked, “Is the cat there?” When she said yes, he groaned, “Let me talk to him—I’m lost and he clearly knows the way better than I do!”
