Some breakup letters are civil. Others are brutal. But when one man sent his wife a letter announcing he was leaving her—for her sister, no less—he had no idea the verbal smackdown that awaited him.
His grievances read like a list of petty grudges: she didn’t fawn over his new haircut, she ignored his cooking, and she quit her job without telling him. His solution? Run off with her sister to West Virginia.
His wife’s response was legendary. She revealed she had purposely stayed silent about his awful haircut, that his lasagna was borderline inedible, and that his attempt to look suave in silk boxers was ruined by an obvious price tag. Then came the knockout punches: she had won $10 million and was planning a surprise vacation for them, and her “sister” wasn’t exactly who he thought she was.
As she signed off with plans for a lavish, single life, one thing was certain: her ex-husband had just lost big-time.
