Frustrated with her jigsaw puzzle, a blonde woman dialed her boyfriend. “I need your help,” she sighed. “This puzzle is driving me crazy!”
“What’s the picture supposed to be?” he asked.
“A rooster,” she said. “But I can’t make sense of these pieces.”
When her boyfriend arrived, he found the table covered in—well, not puzzle pieces. Trying to keep a straight face, he said, “Sweetheart, these are Corn Flakes. No amount of rearranging will turn them into a rooster. Let’s just clean up and have some tea.”
In another funny moment, a teacher assigned her class to paint cows grazing in a field. Little Johnny handed in a blank sheet.
“Johnny, where’s your painting?” the teacher asked.
Johnny smiled. “The cows ate all the grass, so they moved on!”
Sometimes, the simplest answers are the most brilliant—and the funniest.
