If you think you’ve heard every blonde joke out there, think again. This one starts with a blonde speeding in her red sports car, only to be stopped by a blonde police officer. The cop asks for her license, and the driver starts tearing through her purse, getting more flustered by the minute.
She finally asks, “What does it look like?” The officer replies, “It’s square and has your picture on it.” After a moment, the driver pulls out a square mirror, gazes at it, and hands it to the cop. It’s the kind of punchline that makes you wonder if this should be the last blonde joke ever told—because how do you top that?
