A police officer on horseback noticed a little girl riding her bike without a reflector. Trying to be playful, he asked, “Did Santa bring you that bike?”
The girl smiled. “Yep!”
“Well,” the officer said, “tell him to include a reflector next time.” He then wrote her a minor ticket.
The girl looked at the fine, then up at the officer’s horse. “Your horse is really nice,” she said. “Was it a gift from Santa too?”
The officer chuckled. “It sure was!”
The girl tilted her head. “Then next year, tell Santa to put the jerk underneath the horse, not on top.”
