A whirlwind romance led to a quick wedding, and the newlyweds celebrated at a five-star resort. By the pool, the husband decided to impress his bride with a breathtaking dive—a perfect 10-meter plunge with flawless technique.
“Guess you didn’t know I was an Olympian,” he teased.
His wife responded by slicing through the water like a torpedo, completing lap after lap in seconds.
“Amazing!” he said. “You must have been a competitive swimmer!”
She shook her head. “Nope. I was a h@oker in Venice. I worked both shores.”
