Driving doesn’t have to be dull! These 10 jokes—from genie-granted emus to chocolate-sucking seniors—will keep you chuckling at every stoplight.
1. Divine Justice
Heaven gave a cabbie a mansion and a priest a hovel. Why? “Your congregation slept. His passengers prayed.”
2. Nutty Logic
A bus driver ate peanuts from a sweet granny… who admitted they were pre-licked.
3. Blind Faith
A horse refused to pull a car until he thought his “friends” were helping. The farmer’s trick? Different names.
4. Sharp Excuse
A juggler wowed a cop with machetes. A passerby swore off booze, thinking it was a new sobriety test.
5. Pocket Change
A truck driver always had exact change—thanks to a genie. His second wish? An agreeable emu.
6. Teleporting Taxi
Drunk passengers paid fare before leaving the curb. One slapped the driver for “reckless speed.”
7. Marital Bargain
A hitchhiker approved a woman’s wine-for-husband trade.
8. Academic Fraud
A chauffeur posing as a scientist redirected tough questions to the real expert—his “driver.”
9. Delayed Karma
A farmer demanded future value for his calf. The driver paid with a postdated check.
10. Identity Crisis
Two grannies ran red lights until one asked, “Wait… am I driving?”
