I came across this story online, and it’s too good not to pass along! Someone took their 92-year-old dad to the mall to buy new shoes, and afterward, they stopped at the food court for a bite to eat. While sitting there, the dad noticed a teenager nearby with wild, multicolored hair—spikes of green, red, orange, and blue. The dad kept staring, and the teenager eventually had enough.
The teen, clearly irritated, asked sarcastically, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?” The daughter, knowing her dad’s quick wit, prepared for his response. Without hesitation, the 92-year-old shot back, “Got drunk once and had s::e_x with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!”
Whether this story is true or just a hilarious joke, it’s guaranteed to make you laugh. It’s a perfect example of how humor can come from anyone, regardless of age. This grandad’s sharp comeback is a reminder that sometimes the best laughs are the most unexpected ones.
