Little Johnny had a knack for walking in on his parents at the most awkward moments. One day, he walked in on his mother while she was in the bathtub. Curious as ever, he pointed to the area below her bellybutton and asked, “What’s that big fuzzy patch?”
His mother, trying to keep things simple, replied, “It’s a bush.”
The next day, Little Johnny walked in on his father while he was in the shower. He noticed something hanging between his father’s legs and asked, “What’s that big long thing?”
His father, equally casual, replied, “It’s a snake.”
A few days later, Little Johnny walked in on his mother in the bathtub again. This time, he pointed to her chest and asked, “What are those two baggy things hanging above your bellybutton?”
His mother, keeping up with the theme, said, “Those are headlights.”
A couple of weeks went by, and one evening, Little Johnny walked in on his parents while they were being intimate. Without missing a beat, he yelled, “Mom, turn on your headlights! The snake is crawling into your bush!”
The situation was as awkward as it was hilarious, leaving his parents both embarrassed and amused by their son’s innocent yet vivid imagination.
