A blonde woman rollerbladed into a hair salon, her headphones firmly in place. “I’d like a haircut,” she announced, “but you can’t remove my headphones.”
The stylist refused, so she skated off to another salon. There, the second stylist agreed to her unusual request.
Mid-cut, the blonde dozed off in the chair. The stylist, needing to wake her, carefully removed the headphones. Immediately, the woman collapsed to the floor, convulsed, and died.
Horrified, the stylist put on the headphones to investigate. A calm voice repeated: “Breathe in… breathe out… breathe in… breathe out…”
