After seventy years of bachelorhood, George never expected to fall head over heels for a gorgeous teenager. But love works in mysterious ways, and soon they were exchanging vows and jetting off to Miami for their honeymoon.
When George returned to his regular coffee shop meetup with the guys, they were all ears. “Come on, old timer,” one friend nudged, “give us the honeymoon details!” George smiled wistfully. “It was paradise, boys. Moonlit walks, champagne breakfasts, and we came this close to making love every night!”
His buddies exchanged shocked glances. “Every night? At your age?” George nodded proudly. “Yep! Monday night we came this close… Tuesday night we came this close…”
