Two buddies were catching up over beers when one of them noticed the dark circles under his friend’s eyes.
“Whoa, you look terrible,” he said. “What’s going on?”
His friend sighed dramatically. “My girlfriend has the energy of a teenager. She wants sex constantly—morning, noon, and night. I can’t keep up!”
A few seats away, an elderly gentleman nearly spit out his drink laughing. He wiped his mouth and leaned in.
“Listen here, young man,” he said with a grin. “Marry that girl. Trust me, it’s the fastest way to slow her down.”
