A lifelong bachelor in his 70s finally found love when he met a gorgeous 17-year-old girl. The two fell head over heels and quickly got married, jetting off to Florida for their dream honeymoon.
Back home, his curious friend asked, “So, how did it go?” The elderly groom grinned and said, “Fantastic! The ocean, the warm breeze—and we came so close to making love almost every night!”
His friend gasped. “At your age? How?” The man laughed and said, “Well, on Monday, we almost did it… and then on Tuesday, we almost did it again!”
