Two nuns were doing their grocery shopping when one paused in front of the beer cooler. “A cold one would be perfect right now,” she mused.
The other nun bit her lip. “But what if people talk?”
“Trust me,” said the first, confidently grabbing a six-pack.
At the register, the cashier stared in surprise. The nun leaned in and whispered, “It’s for our hair—we call it Catholic shampoo.”
Without hesitation, the cashier tossed in a bag of pretzels. “Then these must be your curlers,” he joked.
It just goes to show—a little creativity can turn any awkward moment into a great story!
