It started with a joke—one the husband thought was hilarious. “Maybe we should soak your clothes in Slim Fast,” he teased. “Might help with that stubborn weight!”
His wife didn’t react. She just smiled and went about her evening.
But the next morning, the husband got a surprise of his own. As he pulled out a pair of boxers, a cloud of fine powder poofed into his face.
“APRIL!” he yelled, coughing. “What did you put in my underwear?!”
Her voice floated in from the other room, sweet as sugar: “Oh, darling, that’s Miracle-Gro. Figured you could use some… enhancement.”
Lesson learned: A clever wife always has the last laugh.
