A sheep farmer needed help with castrations, so he hired a Frenchman who didn’t speak much English.
After their first day, the farmer stopped him from throwing away the removed parts. “We eat these!” he said. “My wife fries them—sheep fries!”
That night, the Frenchman tried them and was pleasantly surprised.
The next day, they worked again, and once more, they dined on sheep fries.
But on the third evening, the farmer’s wife mentioned they’d also be having French fries.
The Frenchman’s eyes widened. He let out a horrified scream and ran away—never to return.
