As a couple got comfortable in bed one night, the husband began affectionately touching his wife’s arm. She quickly stopped him, saying, “I can’t tonight – I’m seeing the gynecologist in the morning and want to be prepared.” The husband sighed and turned away. A short while later, he suddenly flipped back, yanked the blankets down, and asked, “By any chance… is your dentist expecting you tomorrow as well?”
The next joke tells of a senior citizen’s dental visit. When seated in the chair, she unexpectedly dropped her underwear and raised her legs. The dentist jumped back, saying, “Ma’am, you’ve got the wrong kind of doctor!” The woman calmly responded, “No mistake here, young man. I need you to extract my husband’s teeth – and I’m showing you where they’ve been all evening!”
