A blonde in a flashy red sports car was driving way too fast when a blonde police officer stopped her. The cop requested her license, and the driver rummaged through her purse, looking more and more confused.
“Can you describe it?” she finally asked. The officer sighed and said, “It’s square with your photo on it.” The driver’s face lit up—she reached into her bag, pulled out a compact mirror, checked her reflection, and proudly handed it to the cop.
