After thirty years apart, four old friends gathered to catch up. As drinks flowed, they began boasting about their sons’ success.
One’s son was a corporate president who gifted a luxury car. Another’s owned an airline and gave away a jet. The third’s was a millionaire engineer who handed out mansions.
When the fourth dad returned, they asked about his son.
“He dances at a club,” he said simply.
The others pitied him. “That must be hard.”
The man laughed. “Not at all. He’s happy, and for his birthday, his boyfriends gave him a mansion, a jet, and a Mercedes!”
Silence—then roaring laughter.
Meanwhile, a salesman had a less amusing encounter with little Johnny.
“Can I see your parents?”
“Both in the shower,” Johnny said.
The salesman sighed. “When will they be out?”
Johnny smirked. “Not sure. Dad asked for Vase.l!ne, but I gave him sup.er/gl.ue.”
