Mirror, Mirror on the Road – A Blonde Moment

When a blonde police officer stopped a blonde speeder in a cherry-red sports car, neither expected the comedy routine that followed. The officer requested the driver’s license, prompting an intense purse excavation that yielded everything but the required document.

“What exactly am I looking for?” the flustered driver asked. “It’s a small card with your picture,” the cop explained patiently.

The driver’s eyes widened with realization. She triumphantly produced a makeup mirror from her bag, gazed at her reflection, and confidently passed it to the officer. The policewoman studied it briefly before handing it back. “This checks out,” she said, “but I should warn you – your license appears to be expired by about thirty years.”

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