One evening, a husband decided to test his wife’s patience. With a teasing grin, he said, “Maybe we should start soaking your jeans in Slim Fast. Could use a little… shrinkage, don’t you think?”
His wife didn’t react—but she had plans.
The next day, as the husband reached for his underwear, a powdery surprise burst into the air. Coughing, he yelled, “Why is there powder in my boxers?!”
From down the hall, his wife replied cheerfully, “Oh, sweetheart, that’s Miracle-Gro. Figured you could use a boost!”
And just like that, the joke was on him.
May this little story bring a smile to your face—and maybe inspire some well-timed comebacks of your own!
