While shopping at a convenience store, two nuns passed the beer section.
“A cold one would hit the spot,” one mused.
“But people would talk!” the other fretted.
“Watch this,” her friend replied, grabbing a six-pack.
At checkout, the cashier stared.
“It’s for our hair,” the nun explained. “Catholic Shampoo.”
Without blinking, the cashier tossed in free pretzels.
“For the curlers,” he said.
