A sleep-deprived blonde woman stumbled into the doctor’s office. “Those neighborhood dogs are ruining my life with their constant barking,” she moaned.
The sympathetic doctor handed her a sample pack. “These new sleeping pills should solve your problem completely.”
The blonde left hopeful.
When she returned, she was practically sleepwalking. “Your solution didn’t work at all!”
The perplexed doctor frowned. “That’s impossible – those are pharmaceutical-grade sleep aids!”
The blonde shook her head. “You don’t understand – I’ve been running around all night trying to medicate the neighborhood dogs!”
