A woman had just turned off the shower when the doorbell interrupted her routine. Wrapping herself quickly, she answered to find neighbor Bob making a shocking offer: “I’ll pay you $800 to let that towel fall.”
The sum seemed generous enough. She complied, accepted the money, and went back inside.
Upstairs, her husband inquired about their visitor. “It was Bob,” she told him.
“Fantastic news! Was he returning the $800 I loaned him last month?”
